Hello my name is Vicky.
I come from the Phillipines in the makadi city.
Came here back in the 83.
Took the illegal boat.
But then the boat drop me at the Pasir Panjang
So i came here i walk into the Bugis there.
The maid agency.
So i give them the bag, IC and became the house maid.
I want to be a house maid.
So one day madam came.
She say i want to hire you.
I said okay.
And then she brought me back to hougang.
Hougang avenue 3.
Near the towkay house.
So i was cleaning the house, doing the laundry.
And then the electricity man came.
He said i want to fix electricity.
I said cannot madam not in.
He said i want to fix electricity.
I say cannot madam not in.
And then he opened the gate and touch my breasts.
But i like.
So so so, that day we were lying in the bed.
And I was just giving him some riddles.
I said i want him to make a sentence with the word tenacious. (tennis shoes)
And then he said i don't know la darling.
i told him i want him to make a sentence with tenacious.
And then i said that day i played tennis with my new tenacious.
And then i ask him i want you make a sentence with the word persuading. (first wedding)
And he said i don't know la darling.
I said yesterday, was my sister persuading annivesary.
Then i give him 2 more riddles.
I said come on make a sentence with associate. (i saw shit)
He said i dont know la darling.
I said that day i go to the toilet, associate, i flush.
And then the last one is, you know the food chicken nut bread? (she cannot breathe)
Then i ask him you can make the sentence with chicken nut bread?
He said i cannot la darling.
And then i said my sister she put the plastic bag over her head chicken nut bread.

Hahahahaha that somehow cheered me up. :)